Resting Grinch Face: An Emo Sensual Pole Flow Workshop

Your heart might be two sizes too small, but your lines will be sickening. Resting Grinch Face is an angsty, brooding, and intensely sensual low-flow pole workshop designed for anyone who prefers heavy eyeliner, moody baselines, and sharp attitudes over forced holiday cheer.

Trade the jingle bells for heavy base and atmospheric beats. Set to an unholy, nostalgia-drenched playlist of early-2000s emo, alternative rock, and dark downtempo covers, this workshop lives almost entirely at the base of the apparatus. We’ll break down a slow, deliberate choreography packed with liquid base work, heavy hip isolations, thread-throughs, dramatic head rolls, and venomous floor-to-pole transitions.

This session is all about embracing the gloom, channeling raw theatrical angst, and finding power in deliberate, unhurried sensuality. Keep your pout, skip the small talk, and let the movement speak for itself.

Vibe: Moody, nostalgic, darkly sensual, and dramatic.

Movement Level: Open to all levels; fully focused on low-flow, basework, and floor transitions.

What to Wear: Black on black, fishnets, velvet, oversized distressed tees over pole shorts, or classic dark holiday glam.

Footwear & Gear: Pleaser boots or heels (7"+ encouraged), socks for sliding, and knee pads are strongly recommended for knee preservation.

Date: Friday Dec 18th

Time: 7-8:15 pm

Cost: $45 or 1 class credit